Scott

The first use of teddy bears as weapons of war seems to stem way back to the early years of the Milk Wars. They proved deeply ineffective, as their stuffing was flammable and their button like eyes kept falling out. But now it appears the Tediz are back, only this time much stronger and in greater numbers. In their ranks are Tekis, advanced technological nerds. When a Tekis is shot, a sticky mass of pizza dough and pepsi cola slomps out of the wound. They are easy targets, as they mostly never get up from their chairs. However, their weapon is technology. And you just can't trust them.