The Leaf Chronicles V
Leaf 1: Can you wipe the dew off today?
Leaf 2: No.
Leaf 1: That was a rhetorical question.
Leaf 2: You can’t ask me rhetorical questions.
Leaf 1: Ok. Wipe the dew off.
Leaf 2: You can’t order me around.
Leaf 1: Ok. Please wipe the dew off.
Leaf 2: You can’t order me around politely either.
Leaf 1: That was a polite question.
Leaf 2: You can’t ask me polite questions.
Leaf 1: Will you just wipe the dew off!
Leaf 2: The only reason I’m not divorcing you is the children!
Leaf 1: We don’t HAVE any.
(On a potted plant at Ambara)
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